First time
Melting into the couch
by Luke
I don't know if you'll post this but I figured I'd better at least jot this down before it completely leaves me.
I smoked salvia for the first time yesterday afternoon and haven't been able to forget the experience. My friend brought it over that afternoon, he'd smoked some of it with another buddy of his a day or two ago but he couldn't describe the experience to me. He just said I should try it, yet I was a bit nervous as I felt he was hesitant to do it again himself.I had my music playing at pretty high volume the entire time, Pink Floyd mostly and some other stuff I don't remember. We were using my old glass pipe from college for this particular experiment. The first toke didn't do much for me and I felt bummed since I was told I was supposed to feel it almost immediately. I felt a little numb all over but that was about it. My friend told me to try again so this time I exhaled as much as I could before taking the next hit and then proceeded to fill my lungs to capacity with the stuff. I held it for about 15 - 25 seconds, exhaled and immediately melted into my couch.
I felt like I was going to melt all the way through the floor down to my neighbor's below me who I don't exactly like and I remember thinking that I didn't want to talk to the dude so I stood up. That's when I became aware that my skin had become hypersensitive to sound waves. Pink Floyd pummeled me over and over with it's awesomeness until I was a giggling mess on the floor. I remember looking at my friend and trying to communicate with him but it wasn't working they way it should have been. I couldn't form sentences anymore, but I wasn't alarmed. I don't know how long all this took (if I had to guess it was around 10 minutes) but eventually I got my powers of speech back and I sat back down on my now solid couch and let the buzz slowly, pleasantly, linger away. We then shared our individual salvia experiences to each other (both mostly good it turns out). Then we played a set of tennis. Good times.