First time
"Way too intense for public use"
by Ryan
I have tried salvia about 2 years ago (i guess i was 19) but it was some off name brand and me and a buddy split a G of some 5X. we smoked it out of a small pipe and ended up smoking the hole thing between the 2 of us. but nothing happened. no hallucinations, no feeling strange or anything. just a bad taste in our mouths. well, recently i got curious again. It started when i found a $100.00 bill in my wallet that i had forgotten about. i know i could have spent the $100.00 more wisely but it being close to my birthday and all i figured why not spend the money i saved on myself. so i went to the nearest headshop and spent $65.00 on a G of some Purple Sticky Brand Salvia that was 25X. (they where out of anything lower) so i took it home and some of my friends said if it worked they would chip in some money to try it. So i sprinkled a little bit of the black green tea smelling plant into one of my fav. pipes, lit it up and helled the hit for a good 30-40 seconds. about 10 seconds after the exhale i started to feel very heavy. as though i had weights hooked all over my body. it felt like i had smoked a lot of pot really quick but i could still tell what was going on around me. i laid down on my bed and made a few phone calls right there on my bed. about half way through one of the two calls i was staring at my ceiling fan and i swear it turned purple. then i got the uncontrollable urge to laugh my ass off! this went on for about 2-5 min. after about 15 min. total the buzz was gone and i just had a feeling of extreme relaxation. i must have laid in my bed for another good 30 -60 min.
Now i know that doesn't seem like much but here is the awesome part. i let my friend try it in the car wile i was driving. she smoked it out of one of my little mini bongs and she flipped out! she said her coat felt like a jacket of needles and she had to take it off! at this point i have to tell you it was night time so everyone had there headlights on. she said she could not see anything but the lights and she does not remember but she really could not hold her spit in her mouth. every time she laughed like a gallon of spit would come out! (slight exaggeration but you get the picture) any way, she had the same 15 min. high. so we then pulled into a wall-mart parking lot this is where the story gets interesting.
I repacked this bad boy. i mean like 3/4 of the way full and took a huge rip! filled the bong till it was a milky white/yellow and then cleared it! i held it for probably 20- 30 seconds until i felt the hole car start to tilt! i rolled down the window and blew out the smoke but when i went to roll up the window i could not figure out how. i mean i know what i needed to do but i could not figure out how to physically do it! then it happened. every thing went 2-D! i know it sounds weird but the steering wheel the gauges and everything went 2-D. the world outside the car was no more. the windshield was only a painting the world i once knew. now at this point i am still on a mission to close the stupid window!!! i knew i needed to start the car to roll it up but what i didn't know was i could not hear ANYTHING. so as i'm trying to start the engine i did not hear that the engine was already started! so my friend finally pushes me back into my seat so i will stop killing my cars starter. but when she pushed me back i looked up at the ceiling and the "picture of the world i once knew" was now smearing with the ceiling as though its was a wet painting and someone was smearing it in circles. and i know this part is going sound like i am making this stuff up but i swear a small raccoon started jumping back and forth in the gap in my steering wheel and for a few seconds i was omnipotent! i knew everything! this new world soon came to a screeching halt as the old worlds sounds started to come roaring back into my ears. as i came out of the new world i did not know what day, time or even the year that it was. i started asking my friend these questions as i was finally figuring out how to roll the window up. as i came down over the next 5-10 min. i realized where and when i was. i will never do salvia in public again. it was an awesome trip but i underestimated the power of this plant and it was way too intense for any public use.
But all in all it was the best trip/high i have ever had i just wish it lasted longer and was a lot cheaper. well i got one last bong packed so i am going to go enjoy what is left of my birthday. good by world...at least for the next 15 min...